How To Play:
This game is a variation on "one big chicken."
The person who knows the game starts by saying, "One red hen." Every other person must, in turn, repeat exactly what the 'leader' has said. Here's my version:   

one red hen
a couple of duck
three brown bear
four horny hare
five fickle females leaning on a fence
six simple simons sitting on a stump
seven sicilian sailors sailing the seven seas
eight egotistical egoists echoing their egotistical ecstasies
nine nude nymphs nibbling nuts, nails and nicotine
ten i am not the fake plucker but the fake plucker's son. i will not pluck
fake's until the fake plucker comes

All 'slights' have drinking consequences. a very common error is "a couple of ducks." watch for it. It's good to get them in the beginning.

Credit: Glucklichkel