(An alternative version of One Big Chicken)
How To Play:
Alright, stop me if you've heard this one. But the script for "One Big Chicken" is different than the way we've always played. & having read your new version, & always being up for a new drinking challenge, we decided to test it out. O-kay, now just so you know, WE ARE NOT IDIOTS!! We are fairly intelligent people, & our memories and verbal functions are well intact. But honestly, your version just doesn't seem to flow as well as our old one ("One Red Rooster") does. I don't know if it's because we're so used to the thing. But just for saaki's sake, try this one out. (& speaking of, this is always good to do with saaki bombers dropped in your beer!) O-kay, here goes:
One Red Rooster.
Couple of Ducks.
Three Brown Bears.
Four Running Hares.
Five Simple Simon sitting on a stump.
Six Sleazy Sisters sucking slimy seamen. **or is it "semen"?!
Seven Sailors sailing the seven seas.
Eight Anxious Apes Eating Ape Shit.
Nine Naughty Nannies knitting naughty nighties.
Ten Tight Twots twirling tenacious tampons.
This whole thing took me all of one night of the fun festivities to remember for future playing opp's. It's so catchy I often find myself mulling around the office chanting the words under my breath. (@ least I hope no one can hear me...I do the habit of asking "Ooops, did I say that out loud?") So, in the interest of supplying as many different drinking game options as possible, I thought I should at least let you know of this new tongue-twisting game. Try it out for yourself sometime. Let me know what you think.