May we be alive at the same time next year (In Irish, "Go mbeirimid beo ar an am seo aris.)
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Here's to the women who love me terribly, May they soon improve.
Here's to our hostess considerate and sweet;
Her wit is endless, but when do we eat?
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
--Old Irish toast
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!
--Old Irish toast
Doh! A beer! I want a beer....
Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
Me, the guy who Ray buys beer...
Far, the way to go for beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer...
La, la la la la la la.ea?
No thanks I'll have a beer...
And that brings us back to Doh! doh! doh!
-- Homer Simpson
He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
You guys came by to have some fun.
You'll come and stay all night, I fear.
But I know how to make you run.
I'll serve you all generic beer.
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille!
Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do,
Then fuck you
And here's to me.
To honor, with honor, for honor
if u cant cum in her cum on her
Here's to the men we love the best
We love them best when they're undressed
We'll fuck 'em sitting, standing, or lying
If the had wings, we'd fuck them flying
And when they're dead and long forgotten
We'll dig 'em up and fuck 'em rotten