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Birthday Toasts
Happiness being a dessert so sweet
May life give you more than you can ever eat
May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
but never catch up.
You're not too old when your hair turns gray
You're not too old when your teeth decay.
But you'll know you're awaiting that final sleep,
When your mind makes promises your body can't keep.
Four blessings upon you...
Older whiskey
Younger women
Faster horses
More money
May your neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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