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Famous Drinking Quotes - 2
51. Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty. -- Joe E. Lewis
52. You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. -- John Barrymore
53. If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror. -- John Mooney
54. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -- Kaiser Wilhelm
55. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world. -- Louis Pasteur
56. Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. -- Mark Twain
57. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa
58. I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion. -- Miguel De Cervantes
59. I got rid of all those reporters." - "What did you tell them?" - "We're out of scotch." - "What a gruesome idea. -- Myrna Loy & William Powell
60. Candy, is dandy, but liquor, is quicker. -- Ogden Nash
61. I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. -- Ogden Nash
62. I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant
63. I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. -- Oscar Levant
64. Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso
65. I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris
66. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein
67. Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? -- Robert Benchley
68. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls. -- Ross Levy
69. If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler
70. I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there." - "I told the stewardess liquor for three." - "Who are the other two? - "Oh, there are no other two. -- Sean Connery & Cec Linder
71. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? -- Stephen Wright
72. Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. -- Steve Allen
73. I distrust a man who says "when." If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sydney Greenstreet
74. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- Tee Mans
75. I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits
76. I know the truth is in between the 1st and 40th drink. -- Tori Amos
77. I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Fields
78. Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast together. -- W. C. Fields
79. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Fields
80. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
81. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. -- William Butler Yeats
82. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -- Winston Churchill
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