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Traditional toasts & quotes
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
--Old Irish toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A drink for you—and another one!
--Old Irish toast
An Irishman is never drunk as long as
He can hold onto one blade of grass and not
Fall off the face of the earth.
--Old Irish toast
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances;
I am drinking ale today.
--Edgar Allen Poe
May the devil make a ladder of your backbone
While he is picking apples in the garden of Hell.
--Old Irish toast
Eat thy bread with joy,
and drink thy wine with a merry heart.
—Ecclesiastes 9:10
When money's tight and hard to get
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
a pint of plain is your only man.
--Old Irish toast
The problem with some people is that
when they aren’t drunk they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
--Alexander Pope
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
--Ancient Egyptian Wisdom, 2200 B.C.
May you live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent!
--Old Irish toast
May you die in bed at 95 years,
Shot by a jealous wife [husband]!
—Jonathan Swift
Do not resent growing old.
Many are denied the privilege.
—Jonathan Swift
Payday came and with it beer.
-Rudyard Kipling
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
Drinkers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your money, your woman, your liver, your kids, your sanity, your job....
--Anonymous
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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