What You Need:
Bottle of vodka, tequlia or gin
Generous reserve of your favorite brewski
Television Show MXC

How To Play:
TAKE A DRINK WHEN...

  The teams are introduced. (At this point, pick your favorite team. If you lose at the end of the game, you must take a shot.) Every time Vic Romano says either "Indeed!" or "Right you are, Kenny [Blankenship, his faithful sidekick]." When somebody chest-plants on an object. Anyone on "The MXC Staff" flops onto a contestant. When a member of a team wears short-shorts or a mini-skirt. When perverted field reporter Guy LaDouche says "Ooooooh, Guy Like!" When someone wears a baseball uniform in the contest.

TAKE TWO DRINKS WHEN...

Ten or more players are on screen at any given time during the competition. Kenny says "Dirty Girl". When someone butt-plants on an object. When Captain "Andy" Tenneal (MXC's Field Marshall) announces "Get It On!" a la Mills Lane. Somebody face-plants into "protective fluid", usually septic waste from a runoff you might have never heard of. Someone is dressed in drag.

DO A SHOT WHEN...

Vic "cuts some cheese," if you know what I mean. Kenny belches. Captain Tenneal says "Let's Go!" Guy sticks his tongue out. Anyone face-plants on an object or into the ground. (Especially in Log Drop or Sinkers and Floaters.) Anyone gets a direct face or head shot from any fast moving projectile.

[Some of the rules were given to me by gogblog. I made the rest up by myself.]

Credit: James Craven