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Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Final Exams
- Have a root canal
- Eat dirt
- Go to all of your classes
- Clean out your bellybutton
- Make crank calls
- Gamble borrowed money
- Sharpen your pencils (all of them)
- Talk to yourself
- Call 976-anything
- Try on all your clothes at one time
- Try on all your clothes one at a time
- Memorize the phone book
- Play your records backwards
- Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up
- Go to the airport and meet people
- Bite the heads off Gummi Bears and take them back to the supermarket
- Start new rumors
- Hold your breath till you pass out
- Rub your eyes till you see stars
- Fry ants with a magnfying glass
- Set every clock in a building forward
- Walk up to a salesperson and ask "May I help you?"
- Go Christmas Caroling by yourself
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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