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* P h D

* Patiently hoping for a Degree

* Piled higher and Deeper

* Professorship? hah! Dream on!

* Please hire. Desperate.

* Physiologically Deficient

* Pour him (or her) a Drink

* Philosophically Disturbed

* Probably headed for Divorce

* Pathetically hopeless Dweeb

* Probably heavily in Debt

* Parents have Doubts

* Professors had Doubts

* Pheromone Deprived

* Probably hard to Describe

* Patiently headed Downhill...

* Permanent head Damage

* Pulsating heaving Disaster?

* Pretty homely Dork  

* Potential heavy Drinker

* Professional hamburger Dispenser

* Post hole Digger

* Professional hair Dresser

* Progressive heart Doctor

* Professional humidity Detector

* Piano hauling Done

* Pro at hurling Darts

* Professional hugger of Dames

* Private house Detective

* Pizza hut Driver

* Pretty heavily Depressed

* Prozac handouts Desired

* Pretty heavy Diploma

* Pathetic homeless Dreamer

* Please hold Dangerous

* Permanently held Dear

* Proudly half Dead

* Promised hell Down-the-road

* Precisely helping Deadheads

* Processed here, Dammit * Probably heavenly Death

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