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Halloween Carrols
Jack-O-Lantern
Lyrics by The Woodbury's of Royal Oak, Michigan
(sung to the tune of The Telephone Hour from Bye Bye Birdie)

Hi Zucchini!
Hi Squashy!
What's the story, morning glory?
What's the word, humming bird?
Have you heard about Pumpkin and Gourd?

Repeat
  
Did they really get carved?
Did they pick them and cry?
Did they cut the top off?
Or were they too shy?

Oh I heard they got carved. Uh Huh.
I was hoping they would. Ya Ya.
Now they're carved up for life. Oh Ya.
Jack-o-lanterns for good!

Interlude

Oh I heard they got carved.
I was hoping they would.

Now they're carved up for life.
Jack-o-lanterns for good!

Longer Interlude
(sing "Jack-o-lantern!" and "Oooooo" in background as the spirit moves and try to fit the rest of this to the midi!)

Did they really get carved?
Did they pick them and cry?
Did they cut the top off?
Or were they too shy?

Short Interlude

Oh I heard they got carved.
Jack-o-lantern!
I was hoping they would.
Jack-o-lantern!
Now they're carved up for life.
Jack-o-lantern!
Jack-o-lanterns for good!
If you gotta go, that's the way to go!

Oooooo-oo, Ooooooo-oo,

Oh I heard they got carved.
I was hoping they would.
Now they're carved up for life.
Jack-o-lanterns for good!

Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lanterns, lanterns for good!
Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lanterns, lanterns for good!
If you gotta go, that's the way to go!

Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lanterns, lanterns for good!
Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lanterns, lanterns for good!

Oh I heard they got carved. Uh Huh.
I was hoping they would. Ya Ya.
Now they're carved up for life. Oh Ya.
Jack-o-lanterns for good!

Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lanterns, lanterns for good!
Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern! Jack-o-lantern!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Boo!

Now Sing We All

Now sing we all,
It's Halloween.
The night of fright has come!
This time of year we wait.
We hope he won't be late.
The Great Pumpkin will come,
The Great Pumpkin will come,
The Great, the GREAT Pumpkin will come.

He comes each year,
On Hallow's Eve.
He's coming here tonight.
Let's go into the pumpkin patch
They'll put us in the booby hatch,
But we will have such fun,
But we will have such fun,
But we, but we will have such fun.

Now sing we all,
It's Halloween.
The night of fright has come!
This time of year we wait.
We hope he won't be late.
The Great Pumpkin will come,
The Great Pumpkin will come,
The Great, the GREAT Pumpkin will come.

She'll Be Riding on a Broomstick

She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.
She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.
She'll be riding on a broomstick
She'll be riding on a broomstick
She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.

  We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.
We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.
We will warm up the big black kettle
We will warm up the big black kettle
We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.

She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.
She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.
She will cook small toads and spiders
She will cook small toads and spiders
She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.

We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins.
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes.

Trick or Treat

Dashing through the streets,
Meeting goblins as we go,
Wearing contour sheets,
Wishing it would snow.

Trick or treat, trick or treat,
Trick or treat we say!
Try to get the treats before
The ghost takes us away!

Bells in doorways ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to come and sing
And get some food tonight.

Trick or treat, trick or treat,
Trick or treat we say!
If you don't have treats for us
We'll never go away!

Required Reading
Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more!
Your Pad
Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place!
Drinking Devices
You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities!
Everything Sexual
Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need!
Customized Items
Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group!
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