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Computer Problem Questionnaire
# Describe your problem.
# Now, describe the problem accurately.
# Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem.
# Is your computer plugged in?
# Is it turned on?
# Have you tried to fix it yourself?
# Have you made it worse?
# Have you read the manual?
# Are you sure you've read the manual?
# Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
# Do you think you understood it?
# If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
# What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
# If 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in.
# Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
# Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
# Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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