Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just declare darkness the standard

  Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

Q: How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. "We'll document it in the manual."

Q: How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. "We'll document it in the manual."

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.