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You Might Be a Programmer if...
you lust for O'Reilly books.
# you know that "goto considered harmful".
# you are looking for the "else" at the end of this joke.
# you believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.
# every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.
# when you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
# you can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.
# you are sure that the year 2000 is a leap year, and know why it is dangerous.
# you start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.
# you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in hexadecimal.
# the language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.
# on vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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