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Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow
# Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and...
# Graphics arrive via FedEx.
# You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput
# You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later.
# Your credit card expires while ordering on-line.
# Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989.
# You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong".
# Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
# You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
# You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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