What College Really Is About ...
Your are in the college now...
    Forget Textbooks
        
        
       more posters
    Forget Textbooks
        
        
       more posters
Political Correctness for Students

No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

  You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."

You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."

It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

Required Reading
Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more!
Your Pad
Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place!
Drinking Devices
You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities!
Everything Sexual
Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need!
Customized Items
Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group!
Other sites of our student network: International Student Portal, US colleges   
Web development and hosting provided by Netimpulses.Com
To read college jokes please visit CrazyStudent.com
Links Contact Us
Copyright © 2007-2017, CrazyStudent.com. All rights reserved