15. Emotional scarring may fade away, but that big fat F on your transcript won't.

14. Evil computer science teaching robot who crushes humans for pleasure.

13. Miserable professor - I wish I could sum him up without foul language.

12. Instant amnesia walking into this class. I swear he breathes sleeping gas.

11. BORING! But I learned there are 137 tiles on the ceiling.

  10. Not only is the book a better teacher, it also has a better personality.

9. Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes.

8. This teacher was a firecracker in a pond of slithery tadpoles.

7. I learned how to hate a language I already know.

6. Very good course, because I only went to one class.

5. He will destroy you like an academic ninja.

4. Bring a pillow.

3. Your pillow will need a pillow.

2. If I was tested on her family, I would have gotten an A.

1. She hates you already.