I was reading my notes (We don't take notes in class, we have something called note-service, where we all take turns scribe/typing lecture tapes and then they get distributed to everyone in the class) and I found this:

artery

the study of fine paintings

barium

what you do when CPR fails

ceasarean section

a district in rome

colic

a sheep dog

coma

a punctuation mark

congenital

friendly

dilate

to live longer

fester

quicker

G.I. series

baseball games between soldiers

grippe

a suitcase

hangnail

a coat hook

medical staff

a doctors cane

minor operation

coal digging

morbid

a higher offer

nitrate

lower than dayrate

node

was aware of

organic

musical

outpatient

a patient who has fainted

post operative

a letter carrier

protein

in favor of young people

  secretion

hiding anything

serology

study of english knighthood

tablet

a small table

tumor

an extra pair

urine

opposite of you're out

varicose veins

veins which are very close together

Anyway, it made me laugh :)