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Top 10 Signs of a Bad Day
You know it's going to be a bad day when... - You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home form the party and there aren't any.
- You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize you don't have a water bed.
- Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
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| Required Reading |
| Forget textbooks! Get Maxim, Rolling Stone, GQ, and more! |
| Your Pad |
| Get posters, blacklights, and candles to decorate your place! |
| Drinking Devices |
| You will not find these in Wal-Mart. Get the party started with these necessities! |
| Everything Sexual |
| Edible body paints, condoms and everything else you need! |
| Customized Items |
| Customized shirts, mugs, and hats for your fraternity, sorority, or group! |
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